Big Head or Pirate
Very often I tell my students stories that aren’t always entirely true. One of my favorites is the one about my wives. You see, my first wife was a pirate. She died 21 years ago in a bungee jumping accident. That’s right, my first wife was a bungee jumping pirate! I tell my students. My second marriage was a total disaster. She had a tiny head and criticized me about everything I did. Nothing was ever good enough for her. I should have never gotten into that marriage so quickly but I was on the rebound from the death of the pirate. Small Head’s name was Snydley. My final and current wife use to work at hickory farms. She was the lead cheese cutter there when we met. She has an abnormally large, but beautiful head…and only one eyebrow. I am attracted to large headed one eye browed women…and a mullet, curly on the top, straight on the sides…with a little bit of acne. She is extraordinarily humble and always open to new ideas. She was one of the subjects in the Habit of Mind study done on highly successful people by Dr. Arthur Costa. She is the kindest woman I have ever met…the antithesis of Snydley, my second tiny headed with a string bean body wife.